Script from the nightly sword fight
(said in the most manly, deep and serious voices, of course)
S: "Who are you and why are you in my Kingdom??"
J: "I'm King James and this is my Kingdom"
S: "No, this is my Kingdom"
SWORD FIGHT FOLLOWS
J & S: lots of screaming and attacking sounds....
S: "Do you surrender?"
J: "No! Never!!"
J: "Do you surrender?!"
J: "This is my Kingdom!!" "I AM KING JAMES!"